Rumour has it that Karl Lagerfeld wears Guerlain Apres L’Ondee as his preferred scent. I don’t blame him. He must have distanced himself considerably from his earlier efforts, (although KL Original Chloe remains an excellent budget Tuberose for around ten pounds).
I remember smelling Sun,Moon, Stars in 1995 when a friend of mine had a bottle, not long after its launch in 1994. At the time, I wore Chanel Cristalle but also had a bottle of original Monsoon, with its little faux woven pointed cap. I thought Sun, Moon,Stars and Monsoon smelled vaguely similar and remember finding SMS quite agreeable.
I miss the discontinued Monsoon (current Monsoon/Accesorize scents are not in the same league) and recently bought myself a little of Sun, Moon, Stars, hoping for some 90s magic. I bought it, brought it home, and got that familiar thrill when you first take the cellophane off a fresh bottle (I love that frisson!)
But wait…what fresh hell is this? Shreiky ,loud synthetic pineapple, which never smells good in scent, followed by some sort of metallic mess. I drooped. I was crestfallen. I washed it off.
Original Monsoon (apparently made as Wild Lagoon by Coty) was a wonderful Green Marine perfume with a mossy, Patchouli base. Sun. Moon,Stars seems to have lost a lot in translation and/or has been reformulated beyond all recognition until they can barely justify using the same name.
Top notes are: Pineapple, Peaches, Bergamot, Freesia, Roses and Waterlily. What you actually get is loud, fake, factory farmed pineapple and some cheap tinned peaches.
Middle notes claim to include Carnation, Heliotrope, Orris Root, Lily of the Valley and Jasmine. It sounds very promising, not to mention ambitious for its price tag, but in fact I couldn’t pick out anything but the Pineapple and Peaches.
Basenotes claim to be Sandalwood, Amber, Musk, Vanilla and Cedar, but by this time it was a mushy fake fruit mess with metallic undertones.
It’s bad. It’s really bad. It’s too late for me, but save yourselves! Once again, I found myself logging onto to eBay and offloading it onto some poor sap with no nose. My apologies to the poor sap.